I'm WFH in the lovely Wales
the bucolic peace is being shattered by the people down the road who are trying to start a cement mixer - that guy's been trying to tug the engine into life for ten minutes now.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:44, archived)

Update - there are occasional splutterings of life
but they don't last long then it's back to the incessant starting attempts.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:45, archived)

I would like to subscribe for more cement mixer updates.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)

The tension is building, that's for sure
(it's the only thing that is at the current rate)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)

OK I changed my mind. Unsubscribe.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:34, archived)

I've been tugging my engine into life for ten minutes IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:51, archived)

Looks like you've slopped some cement down your front
or something
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:55, archived)

I'll scrape it off when it sets

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 9:56, archived)

Not sure anything should be that lumpy
you may want to see someone about that.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:06, archived)

And that's my cottage cheese going in the bin

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:20, archived)

That's what HE said when he climaxed!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Mar 2025, 10:59, archived)