No way! I also have four hats.
Well, four proper hats and a beanie.

I used to have two other really nice ones but managed to lose them both. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:49, archived)

Ah, you see most of mine are beanies
I'd love to be someone who looks good in hats, but I'm just not. Even baseball caps don't look right on me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:12, archived)