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(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 7:41, archived)
I knew you were going to say that.
I must be psychic.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 8:41, archived)

I knew you were going to say that.
I must be Watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, ic e
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 8:52, archived)
I wish I had a level of self confidence to believe that racism is bad, but encouraging others to kill themselves is not
Alas, I will always be a self hating Tesla driver
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:11, archived)
Let it all out m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:14, archived)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:34, archived)
Luckily it won't get on the new linoleum floor as you have TWO hats to catch the tears.
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:41, archived)
*drives to Waitrose in my Tesla to buy the most expensive tissues they have*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:43, archived)
It's a belief system that attracts failures.
It rewards their failure to be useful in any real measure, by giving the illusion that they are "doing something", on b3ta.com.
"No bad actions, only bad targets".

It's very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:16, archived)
Joking aside
If I met him in real life, he'd probably find that we'd share many of the same beliefs and ideas. But BeeThreeTeeAyDotCom is very much not real life. Hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:46, archived)
It's not?
So wait, how many hats do you really own?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:06, archived)
Full disclosure
I own four. I know, it's insane crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:09, archived)
Actually, now I come to think of it
It's at least five. Imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:10, archived)
Makes sense.
When the two you carry about with you require a bit of a clean up, you then have two more to immediately swap to, plus a spare in case some CRETIN does something untoward.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:19, archived)
No way! I also have four hats.
Well, four proper hats and a beanie.

I used to have two other really nice ones but managed to lose them both. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:49, archived)
Ah, you see most of mine are beanies
I'd love to be someone who looks good in hats, but I'm just not. Even baseball caps don't look right on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:12, archived)
I have loads of snapbacks, plus 3 or 4 beanies, and a Kangol bucket hat.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:53, archived)
Did I fucking ask you?
No I fucking didn't.

Which was really rude of me, sorry Smegg. I bet your hats are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:57, archived)
I forgive you mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:52, archived)
I had a Samuel L Jackson style kangol hat back in the day
I thought it was so cool. I almost certainly liked like a cunt, however
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:13, archived)
Haha, you're a heterosexual

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:14, archived)
My secret shame :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:35, archived)
Shall I delete the subthread to hide your shame?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:39, archived)
Too late,
now we all know that he likes girls!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:56, archived)
see also: posting pictures on /board making fun of something Trump said.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:28, archived)
You could ask for forgiveness

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:11, archived)
Mornzz

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 9:29, archived)
I hope you will all join me in wishing a happy candle day to Mr mongychops
May your bivvies be free of leaks
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:17, archived)
Could have been a dedicated thread if you REALLY cared...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:20, archived)
It was supposed to be a new thread but I fucked up
I hope you can forgive me, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 10:21, archived)
No worries, I reply in the wrong place all the time and it's rarely noticed, so you'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:40, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 11:28, archived)
Happy day with candles in it, Mr Chops.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:03, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:16, archived)