pokes you with a blunt stick
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:25, archived)

Let me whisper my last goodbyes* real quick ok
*to selected racial minorities
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:35, archived)

"Trouser to engineering... it's broken again!"
"Did you try the stick?"
"Yes, it made it worse."
"Fine... we can schedule maintenance next week."
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)