My post-lunch snooze will be interrupted today by the need to go outside and attend an appointment
- it's shit when that happens.

What mildly inconvenient shit that happens to you are you struggling with today?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:43, archived)

Posting new threads on /chat

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 12:54, archived)

Work.
I mean, they give me money for it, and I really don't work very hard, but it's still an inconvenience. I'd rather be at home shitting and wanking simultaneously.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:31, archived)

AKA chimping

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:47, archived)

Older users will know that as the Newington Shuffle.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)

The car is running out of screen wash
this means I'll have to get some more. FML.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:31, archived)

GYBE decided to re-draft The Dead Flag Blues following initial feedback.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 13:48, archived)

re-draft include a further 20 fucking minutes of feedback in

I mean I don't think I've actually heard it for nearly 30 years, but all I remember about it is grumbling and endless droning feedback.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:20, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:12, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:28, archived)

Second worst gig I've ever attended
Worst was 'Tortoise'. Walked out halfway through and went to the Cock Tavern instead
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Mar 2025, 6:12, archived)

Our thoughts are with you during this difficult time.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:08, archived)

running out of screen wash I know, I know it's serious
there were times when i could have squirted it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:22, archived)

pokes you with a blunt stick
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:25, archived)

Let me whisper my last goodbyes* real quick ok
*to selected racial minorities
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:35, archived)

"Trouser to engineering... it's broken again!"
"Did you try the stick?"
"Yes, it made it worse."
"Fine... we can schedule maintenance next week."
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)

LIFE HACK: Pissing in the screen wash tank will work just as well.
This also works for oil and brake fluid top ups.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:57, archived)

I hear it's great for descaling your kettle, maybe someone here could give that a try.

( brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:02, archived)

Well I have to go to work in just under 2 hours
So that's a bit of a pisser
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:15, archived)

Plenty of time for chimping* until then.
*with kind thanks to Smegg Wallace
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:16, archived)

Not with the mental phoning me every 5 minutes
Because someone knocked on the door, but she didn't answer it, but it sounded the same as another knock she didn't answer several months ago, so it must be the same person, who MUST have come to give her the money her arsehole of a boyfriend promised to give her. She's only been waiting for 2 years.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 15:48, archived)

She must be some sort of genius if she can tell who it is just from how the knock sounds.
Or, you know, the other thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:07, archived)

Either Rain Man or Rain Mnnnng.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:26, archived)

Definitely the second one

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:35, archived)

This all makes perfect sense to me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:10, archived)

You might want to get a mental health check

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 16:36, archived)

My post-lunch appointment will be interrupted today by the need to go outside and have a shit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 14:56, archived)

Hey wizard I notice you're less of a butthurt snowflake than Mr. Tea.
Maybe you could grow as a person and stop doing racism. I dunno about him, he drives a Swastikar.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 17:41, archived)

I try hard not to be racist IRL.
Very occasionally, a pseudo-racist phrase from a comedy show (Avenue Q, "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist Sometimes") is the funniest thing I can think of to post in resaponse to a comment on b3ta.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 18:58, archived)

If you have to try very hard to not be racist IRL, that must mean you have pent-up racism just bursting to get out!
Disgusting.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:10, archived)

To some extent we've all been socialised with racism baked in,
you can just read an old school history or geography book to see what used to be ordinary, normal, even revered views on other cultures, not to mention all the racist tropes in popular fiction.

A mistake people make is to assume they don't need to correct any of that obsolete/plain wrong information, and they resent people who rightly point out that yes they fucking well do.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 19:29, archived)

I have intrusive thoughts.
Sometimes I think people are debating in good faith.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 21:56, archived)

awww

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Mar 2025, 23:12, archived)