Urgh, no
Farage is for the oiks.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:06, archived)

yes you need one of those Rural Tories to vote for
Alexander Fyffe-Melford, MP for the constituency of North Whupsham and Overholk for the past forty years, as was his father and second cousin before him
( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:23, archived)

standing-in-fields-shooting-partridges-and-drinking-port-rouged cheeks, small eyeballs made of tweed sinking into a face plumped up with self-satisfaction like a four grand sofa, only visible once every four years on gigantic banners planted beside the Athreehundredandninety in fields belonging to his field-owning mates
( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:28, archived)

That's the fellow
Splendid chap. His wife goes like the clappers.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 20:06, archived)

ahahahaha ahh yes of course, Lady Allegra Fyffe-Melford

( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 21:13, archived)