Hi spunkstain's, Queef Smegwin here
Just finished a gruelling week of work; time to kick back, light a couple of fruity guffs and, in all likelihood, japseye a jackdaw.

I've flung all the winders open but will have to shut them again due to the appalling music taste of my neighbours. If I wanted to go to a Romanian disco i would either a) go to a Romanian disco or b) seek an urgent mental health assessment

u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:27, archived)

going here tomoz
www.graffitistreet.com/long-dark-tunnel-an-immersive-journey-with-10foot-tox-and-fume-london/

I fucking love graffiti me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:29, archived)

This sort of shite is why we moved to the countryside
- if anyone round here is so crass as to play foreign music, it's a simple matter to have them discretely shot and fed to the livestock.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 17:51, archived)

vote reform!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:12, archived)

Urgh, no
Farage is for the oiks.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:06, archived)

yes you need one of those Rural Tories to vote for
Alexander Fyffe-Melford, MP for the constituency of North Whupsham and Overholk for the past forty years, as was his father and second cousin before him
( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:23, archived)

standing-in-fields-shooting-partridges-and-drinking-port-rouged cheeks, small eyeballs made of tweed sinking into a face plumped up with self-satisfaction like a four grand sofa, only visible once every four years on gigantic banners planted beside the Athreehundredandninety in fields belonging to his field-owning mates
( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:28, archived)

That's the fellow
Splendid chap. His wife goes like the clappers.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 20:06, archived)

ahahahaha ahh yes of course, Lady Allegra Fyffe-Melford

( vladimir, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 21:13, archived)

alright
Been in bed all day feeling wack.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:14, archived)

w my cr
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:38, archived)

feel be
+a
ck nker
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:51, archived)

alright
Been in bed all day feeling wack.

GUFFCHEESE
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 18:56, archived)

^

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:43, archived)

SMELLMET

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 19:43, archived)

alright
gogol bordello in ur neighbours house?
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 20:37, archived)