In my experience from back in 2006 I sat on my arse and waited for the phone to ring,
which worked out after 8 weeks of high quality arse sitting.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 12:44, archived)

This is why you never sired Norman Tebbit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 13:02, archived)