i've actually started drinking on the job because 1: i can get away with it
and 2: i enjoy it
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:02, archived)

and 3: might be an alcoholic. dunno. YOLO

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:06, archived)

I've only ever directly seen one person marched out of their job by security
- it was the warehouse manager, and they were drunk at work.

So, careful now.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:09, archived)

don't worry i'm my own boss
and the last person i'm marching out of their job is myself.
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:12, archived)

unless i turn out to be some sort of snitch

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:12, archived)

who's the first?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:12, archived)

i dunno, probably hitler

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 19:23, archived)