Has anyone said "Des Lynam jizzed on my nan and she gave him a Tunnock's teacake as a reward" yet?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 8:52, archived)

I'm going to blow your mind here
But you just said it. You did.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 9:03, archived)

Like, whoa.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 9:17, archived)

woah comment and subscribe
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 9:35, archived)

I’m smashing my bell as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Apr 2025, 9:53, archived)