I stayed out in the sun too long!
Is it true that smeg is good for sunburn?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 29 Apr 2025, 18:51, Reply)

Yes, that's absolutely true.
I stay indoors all the time, constantly rubbing smegma all over myself, and I never get sunburned.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 18:55, Reply)

Great, now I just need A LOT of smeg
Where is queef?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 29 Apr 2025, 18:59, Reply)

Right here
*queefs*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 19:06, Reply)

I doubt it
Aloe Vera or a good moisturiser will help
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 20:36, Reply)

or a cooling bath with a few packets of polos stirred in

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 29 Apr 2025, 21:08, Reply)