bollocks

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 May 2025, 20:55, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:05, Reply)

it's raining here so the cat's been indoors all day, now she's bored so I just got fucking mauled
and again ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:07, Reply)

is your cat a gremlin?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:08, Reply)

is like saying, is your hand a foot?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:12, Reply)

no. cats can get wet.

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:21, Reply)

so, is your cat a cat that can get wet, or is your cat a gremlin that cannot get wet, is that what you're asking, because it's a cat ok
that's why I said cat and not gremlin
fuck I keep typing car instead of cat
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:24, Reply)

my car hates getting wet

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 May 2025, 0:43, Reply)

is your car a gremlin?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 1:29, Reply)

well what a silly thing to ask mof

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8445979
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 14:08, Reply)

whiteweewee.com - server not found? Chance of a lifetime right there.
Not so sure about this one...
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:18, Reply)

i'll make them an offer

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:21, Reply)

You'll need a deposit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 May 2025, 21:22, Reply)

i'll talk to my wank manager

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 May 2025, 0:44, Reply)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2025, 0:52, Reply)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 May 2025, 1:11, Reply)