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One of the pieces of wisdom I have learned with age is that there are no such things as guilty pleasures.
If you enjoy something, enjoy it unashamedly.

Unless it's child porn or something, which rather ruins my point.
(, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:26, archived)
Why does katsu need reviving?
It's a delicious noodle broth that still exists everywhere. Where are you that is so dire, there is a need to revive some soup?
(, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:30, archived)
It's an hilarious pun on "Cat Survival Trust", the official b3ta charity
until the man running it went off the conspiracy deep end and neglected all the animals in his care until he was banned and one of the pumas chewed his leg off.
(, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:39, archived)
I see. Yes, I am familiar with that fun story.
Thanks. Though I do now want Katsu noodles for lunch...
(, Thu 15 May 2025, 12:24, archived)
Then I have successfully revived katsu in your mind.
My work here is done.
(, Thu 15 May 2025, 12:59, archived)
*Falls to knees, raises arms, looks sykward*

(, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:01, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

It begins to rain.
Dave slowly softens, and loses form.
The plot twist is complete: Dave Trouser WAS the noodles all along.
(, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:02, archived)
It's always a joy to see someone discover their inner noodles.

(, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:06, archived)
That was fun, thanks for playing along :D

(, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:07, archived)
eric was a comedy legend

(, Thu 15 May 2025, 15:12, archived)