He's a flaccid, diseased nubbin of a cock
Who ejaculates poisonous secretions into the ears of his moronic, syphilis cursed base
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 20:37, archived)

Garold always seemed quite sensible to me, tbh

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 19 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)

I dunno, he seems to think spam emails are so inherently hilarious that he needs to share them with everyone, imagine being stuck in a lift with him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:15, archived)

Frrrrrrppppppppppppp!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 8:50, archived)