I got banned from the local pool
For holding my breath and floating face down for a full minute. The swimming teacher almost had a heart attack and I got detention.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:35, archived)

holding my breath and dropping a ing face down for a full minute er
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)

almost had a heart attack and I
deten an erec
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:49, archived)