What is the funniest prank we have ever seen happen or would like to see happen at a public swimming pool?

In terms of pranks I’ve seen

Pretty basic and common but I’ve seen plenty of people being unexpectedly pushed/thrown into the pool and that’s always a great laugh. Especially when they haven’t been in the pool yet. Love those pranks a lot.

I’m also a big fan of when someone is sitting on one of those big floaty things and a person throws a ball and hits the person on the floaty and they are knocked into the water

Now time for some hypothetical prank ideas!

A gross one, however equally would be hilarious. Deliberately take a shit in the water! There’s been plenty of accidental code browns in public pools however why not squat from the outside and drop one into the water! I’d love to see the reaction on everyone sharing the pool’s faces as they realise what’s going on and evacuate fast!

I also think it would be hilarious to set up a fake drowning scenario, get an experienced swimmer to pretend he’s struggling in the water and their friend who is a very average swimmer jumps in to save them and they pull the person out of the water and get the reputation as this hero when in fact nobody is in trouble

Last but not least, I think it would be funny if there’s a bunch of people who are about to dive into the pool for a race and as they’re about to head in you yell out “EVERYONE STOP” and hopefully scare enough people so they slip off the diving boards and fall into the pool anyway

What pranks would we play in a public pool?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 14:36, archived)

alright baldmonkey

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 14:41, archived)

Probably pull my twanger and see where that goes

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 14:42, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 30 Jun 2025, 14:46, archived)

Ian Botham's footpenis

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)

Hahaha gold
GOLD
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:01, archived)

Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The mug is round; the jar is round... they should call it Roundtine.
( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:17, archived)

Yeah, I'm huge

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 16:16, archived)

Swim up and down in an orderly fashion for my allotted time, so no-one realises I'm actually stealing some of the pool water in my ear canals and will empty it down my bath plughole at a later date

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:23, archived)

I got banned from the local pool
For holding my breath and floating face down for a full minute. The swimming teacher almost had a heart attack and I got detention.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:35, archived)

holding my breath and dropping a ing face down for a full minute er
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)

almost had a heart attack and I
deten an erec
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:49, archived)

I haven't really ever seen a prank at a public pool, sorry I can't help

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:46, archived)

my mate once threw a garter snake into a fairly busy swimming pool. they swim really well. amazing how fast people can get out of a pool lol

( MiseryCunt, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 15:54, archived)

-gart +trous

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 16:05, archived)

As a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 16:18, archived)