Time to break out the darning mushroom*
*not a euphemism
( .Yeti., Tue 15 Jul 2025, 11:23, archived)

"darning"? I don't want to see that kind of foul language on this site, please edit your post.
While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:

* Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
* Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.
* Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."

Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 11:35, archived)

Easier to just buy new socks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 14:16, archived)

not if he's not darning socks

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Tue 15 Jul 2025, 15:18, archived)