1/7 Okay, there was this time I did a poo and had to wipe and wipe and wipe
and my button was no cleaner. So I was there for about 15mins and my mum started shouting at me through door "What's going on!" I'm still wiping my button and my corn hole is getting sore. So I sat in the basin with the cold tap running over my bottom to cool it down, but I slipped off and the toilet brush went straight up my bum and I had to go to the hospital. True story, actually happened.
( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:36, archived)

Sounds feasible but...
...you didn't explain how the condom got onto the brush handle
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:39, archived)

It was the brush part not the handle...

( $$ ✅, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:43, archived)

Think they call that "getting your chimney swept"

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 12:28, archived)