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3/7 could be worse. Could be better.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyxyqdq8lxo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 10:33, archived)
4/7 getting the seat on an aeroplane next to the door so you have lots of leg room but the person sitting next to you manspreads into your space and breathes really loudly

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 10:45, archived)
Breathing eh. What other completely unacceptable things do people insist on doing?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 13:07, archived)
3/7 That feeling you’ve forgotten something when you leave the house
and you arrive at your destination realising you were right to have doubts as you’ve left your toothpaste in the bathroom at home and now you’ll have to go out and buy some but you’re in Slovenia and all the writing is in foreign and you’ve no idea if you’re buying toothpaste or Caulk
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 10:50, archived)
3/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:00, archived)
4/7 Christ she's only 43? Fuck doing an ultramarathon if that's what it does to you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:04, archived)
even if you wouldn't she probably wouldn't either

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 12:17, archived)
No one looks good after an ultramarathon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 12:24, archived)
I do, ok. You fucks all run about, i sit at home looking glorious.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 13:08, archived)
1/7 Okay, there was this time I did a poo and had to wipe and wipe and wipe
and my button was no cleaner. So I was there for about 15mins and my mum started shouting at me through door "What's going on!" I'm still wiping my button and my corn hole is getting sore. So I sat in the basin with the cold tap running over my bottom to cool it down, but I slipped off and the toilet brush went straight up my bum and I had to go to the hospital. True story, actually happened.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:36, archived)
Sounds feasible but...
...you didn't explain how the condom got onto the brush handle
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:39, archived)
It was the brush part not the handle...

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 11:43, archived)
Think they call that "getting your chimney swept"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 12:28, archived)
3/7 Hairy Biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 13:12, archived)
Hoopla!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 25 Jul 2025, 13:44, archived)
4/7 It was that way when I found it

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 14:45, archived)