I've drunk a full bottle of gin tonight
And my brain is still on overtime. I wish I could sleep when I want to.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:32, archived)

If you really did have a 750ml bottle
That's about 1500 calories. So that's a lot of energy. If you sit about and eventually pass out, that will become fat.

Well done.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:44, archived)

oh piss off you boring bastard

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 10:03, archived)

Irony, very good.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:02, archived)