it's nine of the cock and i'm going to bed
are you going to bed? if so please describe using diagrams
( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:03, archived)

still at work m8

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:04, archived)

golly

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:19, archived)

no just a bit tanned

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:26, archived)

fucking lol

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 5:28, archived)

staying up
Playing animal crossing.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:20, archived)

splendid

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:23, archived)

im
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 21:50, archived)

I will go to bed at some point, sure
It'll get a bit chilly around the eventually heat-death of the universe, so I'd like to snuggle
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 22:05, archived)

Spooning is nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:33, archived)

as long as you wash them afterwards

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 10:02, archived)

I've drunk a full bottle of gin tonight
And my brain is still on overtime. I wish I could sleep when I want to.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:32, archived)

If you really did have a 750ml bottle
That's about 1500 calories. So that's a lot of energy. If you sit about and eventually pass out, that will become fat.

Well done.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 23:44, archived)

oh piss off you boring bastard

( MiseryCunt, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 10:03, archived)

Irony, very good.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 9 Aug 2025, 12:02, archived)