I once saw a teenage girl, her mum and her nan
Walking through the shopping centre in matching pyjamas. They might as well have had a giant neon sign over their heads saying "chav life".
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I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the roadmen

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 18:31, archived)