Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown

Lol runs

Hullo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:37, archived)

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:42, archived)

Dirty Harry'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:31, archived)

Do you feel lucky, spunk?
+ing cock
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)

'Wee Willie Winkie' is rhyming slang innit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:45, archived)

Oh shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:46, archived)

*KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:47, archived)

All I'm saying is, Queef is thinking about an east Asian child parading around in nightwear.
Disgusting.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8455078
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:00, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8431752
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:00, archived)

Mongdaddy levels of anecdotery here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:29, archived)

Yeah but mine is true.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:41, archived)

So was mine er I mean 'his'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:49, archived)

PARP PARP!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 14:00, archived)

Yeah it's slang for minke, you know, the whale

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 10:48, archived)

minke Bou
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:02, archived)

+ house

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:53, archived)

THERE'S A MINKE IN THE THAMES

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:03, archived)

^Peter Sellers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 12:11, archived)

Peter Sellers Arthur Bostrom
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 12:13, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:06, archived)

Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 11:14, archived)

Yeh boi

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 12:11, archived)

I’m sat in a beer garden in Sheffield
bet you’re well jel
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:09, archived)

Gosh yes
Sheffield eh? Wow
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:23, archived)

I calls it the Paris of the North

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:24, archived)

It’s full of cool and good looking people
I’m lowering the tone
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:26, archived)

Me too
Stinks of piss, full of pickpockets etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:51, archived)

Dog shit everywhere, homeless people selling stolen goods, etc

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 14:23, archived)

I can sense deep sincerity

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:25, archived)

'field of dreams, as it's called

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8455237
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:49, archived)

Sometimes with his trousers up, sometimes when they're down. There

( mongychops, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:14, archived)

We've all been there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 13:20, archived)

Disgusting behaviour
Look, we're all hot and sweaty, but that's no excuse for running around the town in nightwear. The man should have a bit of dignity and dress appropriately.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 14:31, archived)

The Eastern European women round my way all walk around in dressing gowns and slippers
Beasts of the field.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:15, archived)

I once saw a teenage girl, her mum and her nan
Walking through the shopping centre in matching pyjamas. They might as well have had a giant neon sign over their heads saying "chav life".
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the roadmen

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 18:31, archived)

Anyway, Greg, never mind that
How was the seared octopus with blueberry coulis and asparagus mouse?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:03, archived)

An asparagus mouse?
How innovative!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:24, archived)

Very 'Roman banquet'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:29, archived)

Heston Blumenthal did white chocolate dormice once.
His guests were not fans.
( .Yeti., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 17:07, archived)

No, they were diners

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 1:20, archived)