Ah, the age-old conundrum.
Which came first, the anus or the turd?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:17, Reply)

Turd
Anus evolved after we decided sitting out your mouth was icky
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 17:19, Reply)