morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Aug 2025, 8:04, Reply)

Penis pustules

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 27 Aug 2025, 8:20, Reply)

morning penis

( MiseryCunt, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 8:51, Reply)

Morning has penis
Like the first morning
Blackbird has anus
Like the first turd
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 9:00, Reply)

Birds have cloacae, therefore blackbird does *not* have anus.
Unless it's someone else's anus, in which case carry on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 9:13, Reply)

Well, turds don't *have* anus either.
Honestly I don't know what I was thinking, writing such unhinged nonsense.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 9:16, Reply)

Ah, the age-old conundrum.
Which came first, the anus or the turd?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:17, Reply)

Turd
Anus evolved after we decided sitting out your mouth was icky
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 17:19, Reply)

That still scans.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 10:02, Reply)

BLACKBIRD HAS ANUS

GEOSTORM, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:04, Reply)

bumbirds i call them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 13:01, Reply)

I thought you lot over there would call them flying fannies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 14:10, Reply)

"boat-tailed grackles"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 14:59, Reply)

Tramp-bummed Sidewalk-runner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 15:08, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 13:59, Reply)

Wednesday
and it's done rain
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 10:49, Reply)

I've had a way-too-strong coffee
Feeling a bit billy'd up, and not in a good way*

*not that there is a good way
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 11:03, Reply)