Whatever you do, DO NOT take paracetamol. Trump just announced that it might make your autism worse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:45, archived)

We're going to have to re-write the old joke.
Q: Why is jungle fruit autistic?

A: Because the parrots eat 'em all!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:50, archived)

I'm sorry you've re-written a joke

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:53, archived)

Nah, autism is cyclical
Eventually it'll peak and I'll be normal again
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 11:44, archived)