No swearing please, this is a Christian message board

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 12:10, archived)

If Christianity doesn't like swearing, why is he called Jesus then?
Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 12:47, archived)

Doesn't he have lovely hair, the Jesus? I've always admired it. Great beard too. So if I say "oh Jesus!" that's mainly what I'm referring to.
IS THAT WRONG?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 12:53, archived)

I heard they've re-cast him as brown-skinned in the latest reboot, it's woke PC madness gone mad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 13:00, archived)

DISGUSTING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 13:04, archived)

Not only that, but - get this - they've even made him Jewish. Fucking DEI hire.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 13:49, archived)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 13:08, archived)