My father has sent me a card with nothing written in it
I fear the old boy is perhaps losing his edge. This makes me very sad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 7:35, archived)

Maybe it's just the equivalent of replying on here with a blank post.
Happy birthday, anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:05, archived)

Chz m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:41, archived)

Invisible ink?
Was he a spy?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:19, archived)

Sadly not
He was a don. And not a mafia one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:42, archived)