Well, you can’t spend this beautiful day with me. I’m going to the office.
But I like the sentiment anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 7:43, archived)

I'm in the office now and it's full of bellends, and it's not beautiful out there, it's grey and shit, you lied to me.
I want my money back.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)

No refunds

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:50, archived)