Bit much?
Good morning, good morning.
It’s such a beautiful day.
Good morning, good morning.
It’s such a beautiful day.
The sun is up.
The birds are singing.
The grass is green.
And the sky is blue.
The flowers bloom.
The trees are swaying.
I want to spend this beautiful day with you.
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Oct 2025, 6:53, archived)

bit much yeah

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 7:05, archived)

Well, you can’t spend this beautiful day with me. I’m going to the office.
But I like the sentiment anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 7:43, archived)

I'm in the office now and it's full of bellends, and it's not beautiful out there, it's grey and shit, you lied to me.
I want my money back.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)

No refunds

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:50, archived)

I've got nothing to say, but it's ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:07, archived)

It's grey and wet, the magpies are cackling, the grass is brown, the flowers are dead and there's no wind so the trees are still.
Even if you would, we probably wouldn't.

Otherwise, carry on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:13, archived)

The mamas & the papazzzz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:31, archived)

and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)

I said kiss me, you're beautiful, we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:13, archived)

Five years!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 16:18, archived)

Far too cheerful

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:14, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:19, archived)

Happy birthday Julie Andrews!

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:24, archived)

It's tomorrow actually.
Also my name is not Julie Andrews
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:28, archived)

Whitney'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:02, archived)

I can't make it tomorrow, soz

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:28, archived)

I've got your spoonful of sugar right here
*grabs crotch*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:39, archived)

With your fist holding tight...

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:41, archived)

woah r u a wizard?

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:28, archived)

I don't feel very well due to ludicrous excess yesterday
Just hoping Prince Ken Swift of the Rock Steady Crew is having an ok Weds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:46, archived)

Were you partying with him?
Hope you had a smashing birthday and didn't puke on your own shoes.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:54, archived)

Sadly Kenneth was not in attendance
I am m8s with Crazy Legs though. He's a good chap
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:43, archived)

I am m8, thanks for asking

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:20, archived)

no real Kens please

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:40, archived)

Great news, Ken.
Keep on keepin' on, yeah?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:44, archived)

you can't beat the street

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:29, archived)

try as you might

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:45, archived)

Bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:59, archived)

sniff 'em

( $$ ✅, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 11:29, archived)