In fact I think he should just milk himself.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:45, archived)

Pasteurise?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 8:57, archived)

NO, JUST UP TO MY TITS!
Christ, do I have to do everything around here?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 9:08, archived)

Yes

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)