Watching 6 Million Dollar Man and waiting on a roasting beef joint
High end Sundaying
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:09, archived)

Watching Attenborough
And waiting for mum to get back from the hospital
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:14, archived)

How's yer da

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:18, archived)

Going insane
He's just found out that the antibiotics He's on are a 6-week course AND they're intravenous, so he's not going anywhere soon. He's got at least another 2 weeks in there. It's driving mum mad, too, they've barely spent a night apart for 55 years
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 18:22, archived)

43.7 million dollar man
adjusting for inflation

which is what I do to my trousers after thinking about his hot cyber enhanced bod
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:25, archived)

Pretty sure "cyber enhanced bod" is one of the Axe body spray scents.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 18:18, archived)