Where should we insert it?
Up the bumhole is the traditional place, but maybe you had something different in mind.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Oct 2025, 19:55, archived)

There’s a long and rich history on this esteemed message board where an oft-mentioned orifice is the japper

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 20:00, archived)

And if one is without said japper?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 20:02, archived)

any flapper’s a japper

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 20:02, archived)

Japper Carrot

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Oct 2025, 20:31, archived)

Japper’s Delight

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 20:58, archived)

Guns don't kill people...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Oct 2025, 21:04, archived)

As my japper gently weeps

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 19 Oct 2025, 21:43, archived)

Slimy japper peehole

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Oct 2025, 0:26, archived)

Like, there
- you know, in the [ ]
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 21:29, archived)