Not like my stupid wife who usually hands our kids biros to scribble on the pumpkins and then expects me to carve out the resulting mess.
Thankfully we're abroad for this Halloween so we can skip that and just move straight on to the kids ruining the Christmas tree by putting all of the nice decorations on the lower branches on one side and then insisting that we hang their shitty home made ones at the top of the tree
(, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 14:13, archived)