Borrow a cat, lock it in your attic for 3 days.
Cheers.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:53, Reply)

I've got 3 cats but they're all fat pussies.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:58, Reply)

That's why you need to borrow one and starve it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:30, Reply)