funnel cake? is that a sex thing?

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:49, archived)

I've just looked it up and no
it's an ugly as fuck american food
(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:51, archived)

from a purely factual point of view, that does not necessarily mean it is not a sex thing
but yeah it looks like deep-fried crispy brains
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:54, archived)

it's a fried thing
Funnel cake is a sweet, deep-fried pastry made from a thin batter poured through a funnel into hot oil in a circular, web-like pattern, creating a crispy, lacy dessert often dusted with powdered sugar and served at public executions in Gilead.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:52, archived)

has anyone done 'funnel cake spider' yet?

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:36, archived)

HERE IS WHAT OUR READERS ARE SAYING:
“These are the cutest funnel cakes I’ve ever seen–brilliant! I am definitely adding this to my fun Halloween treat list. Thank you!” – Shannon
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)