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morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 7:00, archived)
Merry Smeggmas

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 7:48, archived)
Morning
I am already fucked off with work. I'd rather be drinking Bailley's.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 8:33, archived)
steaming on the bumholes of giants
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:22, archived)
I have nothing to give but blood, sweat, steam and bums

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:39, archived)
Some are born with steamed bums
some achieve steamed bums, and some have steamed bums thrust upon them
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:57, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:37, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 12:47, archived)
damentalist christianity

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 11:19, archived)
ambulist

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:34, archived)
nel cake

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:34, archived)
funnel cake? is that a sex thing?

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:49, archived)
I've just looked it up and no
it's an ugly as fuck american food
(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:51, archived)
from a purely factual point of view, that does not necessarily mean it is not a sex thing
but yeah it looks like deep-fried crispy brains
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:54, archived)
it's a fried thing
Funnel cake is a sweet, deep-fried pastry made from a thin batter poured through a funnel into hot oil in a circular, web-like pattern, creating a crispy, lacy dessert often dusted with powdered sugar and served at public executions in Gilead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 13:52, archived)
has anyone done 'funnel cake spider' yet?

(piss and shit, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:36, archived)
HERE IS WHAT OUR READERS ARE SAYING:
β€œThese are the cutest funnel cakes I’ve ever seen–brilliant! I am definitely adding this to my fun Halloween treat list. Thank you!” – Shannon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 14:45, archived)