Started the Home Office Controlled Drugs Return today.
Every so often, you hear your head of department say something like "right, shall we do ketamine now?" and it's still mildly amusing after all these years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 11:11, archived)

Why would you return drugs?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 21:39, archived)

It's a form to complete annually, rather than actually returning drugs.
Because if you supply controlled drugs (legally) you need a license from the Home Office, and if you can't account for everything you've received and supplied, as well as comply with all their requirements, you'll lose your license and business and probably be prosecuted and be struck off whatever professional register you're on.

Still, dealing drugs eh, lol!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 22:45, archived)