I had chicken hearts at a Brazilian BBQ place in actual Brazil,
They were a nice amuse-bouche before shitloads of beef cuts from the detailed cow map.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)

cows don't need maps, they know where they are

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 22:29, archived)

What about when they're on the moove?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 23:48, archived)

They blow their horns

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jan 2026, 23:59, archived)

Bullocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2026, 3:13, archived)