his hilariously cynical deathbed conversion was wonderful

(piss and shit, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:39, archived)

He must think Jesus is stupid.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:04, archived)

Even if Jesus gives him the benefit of the doubt,
he'll spend eternity having the shit kicked out of him by pissed-off lifelong Christians.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:31, archived)