It wasn't me. I don't have any money.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:31,
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gotta touch em all eh?tsk
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:53,
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Only consenting onesOr my own
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:55,
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I assumed garold had plugged his extension cords together at b3ta towers(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:50, archived)
Nop. Not mebut I did fix that leaky pipe in the unisex toilet cubicle next to the server room.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:59,
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It's a Grade II listed Glory HoleThere's a blue plaque above it on each side saying who has used it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:47,
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PhewI was worried there. I believe that if nobody posts a morning thread in /talk for two consecutive days a nuclear weapon is discharged. By someone. At someone else, or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:59,
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Nearly noon here. Stupid Egyptians. No wonder they've never achieved anything ever (
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:00,
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Not true, they invented those PG Tips pyramid bags that let the tea leaves move around better(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:15,
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I like to think my Neil Diamond joke was actually responsibleb3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:24,
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63 pages of drivel and I don't think any of them have even made me smile, let alone laugh. That's not a personal dig at you, you understand. More of a personal dig at everyone. Including you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:47,
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I like to think that each page load is another nail in the coffin(
Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:00,
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You'll still buy the book when it comes out though, right?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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"I Don't Have Any Talent But Please Notice Me Anyway - The Collected Wit of QOTW"?Wouldn't even pirate it mate.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:35,
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Everyone on social media. At least people on forums chose to see this shit (
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:55,
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Also I'm just envious of the people with no talent but trying anyway, unlike me who stopped trying about 25 years ago.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:01,
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I gave up 35 years ago, fucking first years of GCSE. Course work??? Get bent, I can do exams (
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:10,
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It would have been double that if rob hadn't banhammered all the Pato Banton puns(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:38, archived)
I wanted to say "Killbert"But it seems a bit pointless now
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:26,
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Scott, sub-PrimeI had no idea he was a massive racist, wonder what his b3ta username was
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:28,
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Also a credulous simpleton who thought Ivermectin would be a good treatment for his cancer.(, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:31, archived)
Even if Jesus gives him the benefit of the doubt,he'll spend eternity having the shit kicked out of him by pissed-off lifelong Christians.
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Happy birthday, Clarence Carter!I bet you're still strokin'
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$$ โ
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Manic street preachers unsuccessful follow up snzzzzzz(
mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:12,
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His most successful songs include "Back Door Santa", iykwhm(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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About time (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:32,
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