Bed, bed I couldn't go to bed
My bum's too full to try to set it down
Sleep, sleep I couldn't sleep tonight
Not for all the jewels in the crown
I could have shat all night
I could have shat all night
And still have begged for more
I could have spread my cheeks and done a thousand squeaks
I've never done before
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 13:53,
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every fart is a unique and special event, that's beautiful man(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 14:46,
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*takes a bow**sharts*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 14:51,
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