Think back... around 6 months ago there were some suggestions here about shitting on a desk while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance
Do you recall giving that a try at the time? Did it get a somewhat mixed reception?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:56, archived)

Problem was, everyone was shitting on desks to assert dominance and eventually we had to move offices because you couldn’t move for all the shit

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)

My impression is that all offices are like that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:01, archived)

Yeah, pretty much

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:02, archived)

Ours is like that, but instead of shit, we all express a powerful, musky fluid, from a special gland that grows in the space between the genitals and anus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:24, archived)

That's nice deer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:29, archived)

I like to buck the trend

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)

Musk be hard to get the right people…

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 21:44, archived)

taint musk but it's honest work

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:36, archived)