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Afternoon
Just realised I’ve not been into the office for almost 6 months.
What have you not done for at least 6 months, you can’t say ‘your Nan’
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:23, archived)
my Nan

(piss and shit, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:35, archived)
Standard

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:41, archived)
Alright, piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:31, archived)
Cheers' Nan

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:37, archived)
Impressive, she’s been dead for 33 years

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:41, archived)
hitler

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)
Trump

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:58, archived)
Do you still have a salary coming in? If not you may have been fired.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:54, archived)
Fortunately yes
I work from home so according to the media I’m a workshy tossser
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:56, archived)

the media everyone I’ve met
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:56, archived)
I once got a couple of paychecks from a job I quit in a huff
because my manager didn't bother to tell payroll.

I only contacted them because I needed a p45 for my next job :(
(piss and shit, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:56, archived)
Bad luck m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:58, archived)
Why did you need a new job, you were getting paid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:00, archived)
not enough

(piss and shit, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:10, archived)
bum's eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:55, archived)
No thanks I’ve already eaten

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:57, archived)
Think back... around 6 months ago there were some suggestions here about shitting on a desk while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance
Do you recall giving that a try at the time? Did it get a somewhat mixed reception?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:56, archived)
Problem was, everyone was shitting on desks to assert dominance and eventually we had to move offices because you couldn’t move for all the shit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:59, archived)
My impression is that all offices are like that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:01, archived)
Yeah, pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:02, archived)
Ours is like that, but instead of shit, we all express a powerful, musky fluid, from a special gland that grows in the space between the genitals and anus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:24, archived)
That's nice deer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:29, archived)
I like to buck the trend

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:39, archived)
Musk be hard to get the right people…

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 21:44, archived)
taint musk but it's honest work

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:36, archived)
not sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 13:04, archived)
alright Luke Wilson from the film ‘Idiocracy’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 15:06, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 15:42, archived)
Your granddad

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 15:02, archived)
Impressive, he’s been dead for 34 years

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 15:04, archived)
I'm a necromancer on the side

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 15:55, archived)
Yeah I heard about you ‘raising’ the dead

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 16:00, archived)
You can't spell 'necromancer' without 'romance'.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 30 Jan 2026, 16:32, archived)
Gonz can

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:45, archived)
That made me cackle like a fucking loon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:41, archived)
you are a fucking loon you fucking loon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 21:25, archived)
I agreed to cover a sick shift to help my boss out today
Then had to stand in the street for 4hrs because the old bill had cordoned off Kings Cross, some bellend was up on the roof with a political banner.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 16:45, archived)
That was me m8 🇵🇸

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 16:54, archived)
Raising the roof awareness

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)
Terrible bullying of Robin 'Robin Johnson' Johnson.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:32, archived)
flibbled my grobbel socket

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:15, archived)
DISGUSTING

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:34, archived)
i said i haven't!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:00, archived)
Yes, it’s disgusting that you haven’t

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:43, archived)
that's true!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 20:05, archived)