Insert it gingerly into your anal cavity

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 17:49, archived)

Corked?
Y/N
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:02, archived)

Y, use plenty of lube

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:09, archived)

Is vaseline ok?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:43, archived)

Expired French alcoholic beverages are preferred as a lubricant

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 18:59, archived)

Depends, what's its use-by date?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 19:24, archived)

Dunno
The reduced sticker has been placed over the top
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 Jan 2026, 19:28, archived)