"He thinks he can outwoke me, bless him. Many have tried," said The Mongdaddy archly. "Wibble jib jib!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2026, 20:20, archived)

You know you've lost the argument
when the other person starts talking about themselves while referring to you in the third person
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Feb 2026, 21:13, archived)