I just did had have a very productive bowel movement
and thought "blimey, it doesn't smell at all."

Took me a few minutes to remember that I've got a cold and I can't smell anything. I recon that toilet is quite horrific right now.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:14, archived)

When a friend of mine caught Covid for the first of the four times and counting she's had it so far,
she thought she'd forgotten to add the coffee to the coffee machine and just made herself a cup of hot water.
( .Yeti., Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:26, archived)

heh

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:50, archived)