aaternoon

(piss and shit, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:08, archived)

ternoon nd if you tolerate this, then your children will be next
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:09, archived)

alright Jeffrey

(piss and shit, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:12, archived)

tolerate THIS!
*points at crotch*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8467065
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:23, archived)

YOUR NAME VILL ALSO GO IN ZEE FILES!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 12:41, archived)

waaay ahead of you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 14:14, archived)

Very confusing conversation with a gentleman of non UK origin
"What did you think could be causing your symptoms?"
"AIDS"
"AIDS?"
"Yes AIDS"
*proceeds to take full sexual health history, IVDU / tattoo history etc*
"Well there isn't anything there that would make me think you are at risk of HIV"
"Not HIV, I thought it could be to do with getting older"
*thinks for a minute*
"Oh, age!"
"Yes, AIDS"
"Well yes these things do become more common as we get older but we'll do the tests I disussed earlier to check for other things. Was there anything else you were worried about?"
"Yes, I worry I might have AIDS"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 15:53, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:03, archived)

and can you PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD tell me if I have AIDS or not
Fucks sake 2can
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:12, archived)

Well if you have I can tell you it's not going to be good AIDS

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:50, archived)

Sounds like you might need to give him AIDS just to set his mind at rest.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:04, archived)

You need hearing AIDS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:08, archived)

Too much phone sex, ahahahah!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:16, archived)

Rolf mayo!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:21, archived)

*lolarious "potatochop" of Rolf Harris in a bridal gown marrying Simon Mayo*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Feb 2026, 16:24, archived)

then repost it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 17:15, archived)

in every image challenge

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 8:33, archived)

I just did had have a very productive bowel movement
and thought "blimey, it doesn't smell at all."

Took me a few minutes to remember that I've got a cold and I can't smell anything. I recon that toilet is quite horrific right now.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:14, archived)

When a friend of mine caught Covid for the first of the four times and counting she's had it so far,
she thought she'd forgotten to add the coffee to the coffee machine and just made herself a cup of hot water.
( .Yeti., Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:26, archived)

heh

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:50, archived)

donkey shit is like horse shit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:20, archived)

what key shit can't open a door?

(piss and shit, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:40, archived)

LIES!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 14:00, archived)

What about Ass Shit?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 13:56, archived)

You can make zebra shit by alternating layers of guinness shit and 80s dog shit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 14:06, archived)

fine but how do you make 80s dog shit?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 18:35, archived)

I SAID NO SUBSTITUTIONS

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Feb 2026, 14:03, archived)