i wouldn't recommend it m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:20, archived)

I love a bit of the old 'salsa trombone' me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:22, archived)

PAAARP

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:23, archived)

"His legacy is etched into the very soul of Latin culture. He will forever be ‘El Maestro’” it says here.
But to me he'll always be my sweet little colon :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:27, archived)

He did vote Trump though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:55, archived)

There's absolutely no evidence that's what killed him.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 3:05, archived)