How about my neighbour's dog?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 22:42, archived)

For a large fee, yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 23:07, archived)

But it's only a small dog

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 0:45, archived)

But it's a really big gun and that's what you're paying for. Plus experience of course. This isn't my first rodeo
and by rodeo I mean shooting a dog in the face.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 1:32, archived)